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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 03:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

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Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

How often should you use red light therapy?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

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No way

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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